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Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Glad someone says it. However, I would guess the main reason a good movie has a 1-to-10 or 1-to-100 ratio in votes/views is that people watch them a whole lot of times. (I think I must have seen One Ring To Rule Them All 2 fifty times or so ... but I voted only once, because that feels like the right thing to do.)

Apart from that, I couldn't agree more. I'm voting for this one, and I'm voting five.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Thanks, man!

As for the second reason to low vote/view ratio, it's true. Still, i realised that while under judgement the average for views to votes is about 160/300... i tabulated this score by taking a look at movies as soon as they passed judgement... Other people's movies, mind you.

That appauled me, because everyone should cast at least one lousy vote...

Anyway, thanks for watching!

Newgrounds 10th Tribute Newgrounds 10th Tribute

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The sole fact that it is POSSIBLE to make such a movie only proves how much Newgrounds means to all of us. Great job.

Billy Zone: News Billy Zone: News

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Great concept, needs some work

Actually, if you talk a little clearer, the sound is ten times better (like you did on that... I think it was on the Pennsylvania piece). Also, of course, if you planned and scripted everything instead of making it up as you went, it would be a whole lot easier for you to talk loud and clear. :-)

I like the concept, but... You don't really show it from its best side here. You do a great job on the lipsyncing, but that's almost all the animation you do. What about adding a whole lot more action - things happening instead of only your lips and eyeballs moving?

And you still have that all-cranked-up size. What's the big idea? :-) I had to set my browser to full-screen viewing to watch it all.

So... What does that leave? Uhm, you have great lipsyncing, and a good concept for a movie (or more). Two areas so many others struggle with - meaning, you're doing a great job if you keep improving on those other fields.

Add music, add more action (I can handle just sitting here staring at you talking, but when your head don't even move...), write a script and talk loud and clear into the microphone (yes, I believe that your microphone still is capable for this kind of work). That way, you have not only a working concept, but a GOOD concept. Stick to it.

Recent Game Reviews

TrapDraw TrapDraw

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Unauthorized? Yeah, right...

I get the message that this copy of the game is unauthorized and illegal, so that I have to go to your homepage to play it.

I close the window, and go to your homepage to play it.

And, behold...

...the copy on your homepage, linked to in the game itself, has the exact same error message.

I'm sorry. The game may be nice. But as long as it opens with the words «This is an illegal copy», I won't play it.

AlexHeaton responds:

I have a game protection method that is clearly not working with something on your computer. If anyone gets this problem can they please email me so i can try and sort it out?
Thanks, this is the first time i have used this, so i am sorry for any inconvienience. The game is still totally playable once that message is gone.

The Pickup Game The Pickup Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Although, why does the information of the game say it contains mild nudity? I saw no such thing, even though I (think I) finished it :-) But it was a great game anyway! I just couldn't stop playing until I had kissed her. :-)

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Newgrounds SIM v 1.2 Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The only sad thing is how much it says about me that I like this game... not only am I an NG addict, I even go crazy over a NG simulator!

Excellent work, man.

Recent Audio Reviews

Microwaveable Meal Microwaveable Meal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic music

Hope you don't mind that I used it in a movie? :-) If you give me a band name and/or full name of writer/composer, I will put that in my credits...

Also, I have been listening to this song on repeat all afternoon. It even inspired me to buy and eat a microwaveable meal.

Fantastic song, keep on making them.

EdibleCastle responds:

go ahead and use it. (i think u already did ages ago)
there was/is no band name.. its just me "will arbuckle"